Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
Talking dog
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Intrigued, he walks in.“So, what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims.
Then I served my country in Iraq. And now, I spend my days reading at a retirement home.
”The guy is flabbergasted, he turns to the owner and asks,
“Why on earth would you want to get rid of a dog like that?
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that.”
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