JOKE of the day: You can’t teach an old dog to fly
Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
You can’t teach an old dog to fly.
A woman called our airline customer service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your kennel.”
I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover.
The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all by tomorrow!”
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