JOKE of the day: The end is near
Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding a sign that reads, “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!”
A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them.
From around the curve, they hear screeching tires—then a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and says, “Do you think we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
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