JOKE of the day: That’s not going to help
Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
“Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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