Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
FRESH, CANNED, OR FROZEN
A man’s bragging about his promotion to vice president got so out of hand even his wife was annoyed.
“Look, being a vice president isn’t that special,” she said.
“They even have a vice president of peas at the supermarket!”
Not believing her for one second, the man called the supermarket and demanded,
“Get me the vice president of peas!”
The clerk replied, “Fresh, canned, or frozen?”
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