Categories: Offbeat

Joke of the day Monday 27 March 2023

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

SPOTTED ON FACEBOOK…

Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low.

How did I do on my research paper? Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper.

You turned in a random assemblage of sentences.

In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will.

Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place.

You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.

This week’s jokes:

Monday, 27 March

Tuesday, 28 March

Wednesday, 29 March

Thursday, 30 March

Friday, 31 March

Recent LOLs:

Best laughs 20 March – 24 March

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.

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