Laughter is the best medicine they say - and South Africans certainly could do with a dose of the giggles these days! Photo: Pixabay
Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
*GRANDPARENTS’ ANSWERING MACHINE* !
At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.
Beeeeeppp…
● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “birth arrival” so we know who it is.
● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.
● If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
● If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4.
● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
● If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
● If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
press 7.
● If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
● If you need money, press 9.
● If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre, start talking…we are listening !
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