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Joke of the day: You cant teach an old dog to fly – 14 August 2023

Laughter is the best medicine they say - and South Africans certainly could do with a dose of the giggles these days! Photo: Pixabay

JOKE of the day: You can’t teach an old dog to fly

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

You can’t teach an old dog to fly.

A woman called our airline customer service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your kennel.”

I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover.

The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all by tomorrow!”

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.