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Joke of the day: What’s for dinner? – 28 August 2023

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

JOKE of the day: What’s for dinner?

A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife’s hearing.

The doctor says, “Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you.”

The man goes home, and sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop.

About 15 feet away, he says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Nothing.

He gets halfway to her and repeats the same question. Nothing.

Very concerned, he gets right behind her and asks again “What’s for dinner?”

She turns around and says “For the THIRD time, beef stew!”

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.

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