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Joke of the day: Stop, or slow down – 11 July 2023

Laughter is the best medicine they say - and South Africans certainly could do with a dose of the giggles these days! Photo: Pixabay

JOKE of the day: Stop, or slow down

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

A lawyer is driving a car down the street and instead of stopping at the stop sign, the lawyer slows down.

A policeman sees this and pulls the car over and asks the man why he didn’t stop at the stop sign.

“It’s the same thing,” the lawyer stated, “I don’t believe there is a difference between stop and slow down.” “Allow me to prove it to you,” the policeman said.

He asks the lawyer to step out of his car and suddenly starts hitting him with his baton.

After a lot of pain that the lawyer endured, the policeman asked him, “Now do you want me to stop, or slow down?”

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.