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Joke of the day: Jesus is watching you – 23 July 2023

Laughter is the best medicine they say - and South Africans certainly could do with a dose of the giggles these days! Photo: Pixabay

JOKE of the day: Jesus is watching you

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables.

Some nice things catch his eye, and as he reaches for them, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.”

Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker.

Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.”

This time, he sees a parrot. “Who are you?” the burglar asks. “Moses,” the bird replied.

“Who the heck would name a bird Moses?” the man laughed.

“I dunno,” Moses answered, “I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.