Categories: Offbeat

Joke of the day: Contact lens – 19 September 2023

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

JOKE of the day: Contact lens

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.

After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and, within minutes found the lens.

“How did you do that?” he asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she explained. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for R2822.”

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.

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