Joke of the day Thursday 2 March 2023

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

ANIMAL JOKE

An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore.

He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle.

A passing zebra asks, “Why did you do that?” ……

“Forty years ago that very tortoise nipped my tail just for fun,” the elephant said.

“Wow, forty years ago! How did you remember that?”

“Well I have turtle recall,” replied the elephant.

This week’s jokes:

Monday, 27 February – Click here

Tuesday, 28 February – Click here

Wednesday, 1 March – Click here

Thursday, 2 March

Friday, 3 March

Recent LOLs:

Best laughs 13 February – 17 February

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.

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