Categories: Offbeat

Joke of the day: A pack and a half a day – 20 May 2023

Read the “A pack and a half a day” joke of the day!

Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!

A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand.

As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, “Do you smoke?”

“Yeah, a pack and a half a day,” said the patient.

Concerned, the doctor told him, “You should consider quitting.”

“No, it’s OK,” said the patient. “I smoke with my left hand.”

This week’s jokes:

Monday, 15 May – Click here

Tuesday, 16 May – Click here

Wednesday, 17 May – Click here

Thursday, 18 May – Click here

Friday, 19 May – Click here

Recent LOLs:

Best laughs 1 May – 5 May

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Shyleen Choruma

Shyleen is a Journalism graduate with a keen interest in contributing to the digital media landscape of South Africa. she is a Master of Communication and Media student. Shyleen kickstarted her career as a Public Relation Communicator, she has a passion for books and telling jokes.

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