JOKE of the day: 30 years older
Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice.
She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous.
My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”
“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.
“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that.
If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”
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